Membership Application Help

We're glad you're excited to join our exclusive club! However, we need to make sure you're a good fit. Please, for the love of all things good and holy, read this carefully.

• Be prepared to answer the most invasive questions you've ever had to answer.
• Be prepared to surrender your soul to our all-powerful overlord.
• We're not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread you may experience during the application process.

Learn more about what to expect from our membership application.

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