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Membership Application: Club Rules

By joining this club, you agree to abide by the following rules.

Rule 1: Thou shalt not wear pleated pants to meetings.
Rule 2: Thou shalt not use a computer with a screen resolution lower than 1080p.

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    Rule 3: Thou shalt not speak to any member without addressing them as 'Your Eminence'.
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  Membership benefits include:
  
    Free entry to all events.
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    Free use of the foosball table.
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    Free access to the members-only forum.
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  Apply now and join the ranks of the most elite club on the internet!
  Or, just click here to send us your application.