Salads of the Damned (About)

We're a cult that worships the almighty salad.

Our founder, the Great Romaine, discovered the secret ingredient: a pinch of existential dread.

Join us, and together we'll shred the fabric of reality with each crunchy bite.

Learn more about our Rituals. Read about our Corruption of the Produce Industry.

Salad Menu

The Wedge of Doom Lettuce of Terror

Our Beloved Recipes

Chaos Salad Revolution Ramen Noodles
Salad Cultists in a ritual dance around a salad