Bacterial Brainwashing - Methodologies

Our team of expert bacterial brainwashers have developed a range of methods to make you conform to our demands:

Method 1: The Classic

Our classic method involves mass-producing a strain of bacteria that produces an irresistible aroma that makes you feel like you're in a field of roses.

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Method 2: The Subliminal

This method uses subliminal messaging to plant suggestions directly into your brain.

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Method 3: The Psyopaths

Our expert psyopaths will make you question your every decision, leading to a life of conformity.

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