Bacterial Brainwashing and Conditioning: The Most Extreme of All

Bacterial Brainwashing and Conditioning is a highly effective, albeit disturbing, method of mind control. It's like the ultimate form of psychological warfare, but with more bacteria!

By using a combination of subliminal messaging, sleep deprivation, and carefully crafted microbial payloads, we can break even the strongest will.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how it works:

Step 1: Inoculate with Suggestion
Step 2: Administer a Dose of Cognitive Dissonance
Step 3: Repeat Until Compliance

Case Studies:

Case 1: "The Bacteria-Brainiac"

Our team of expert researchers successfully brainwashed a local convenience store clerk, turning him into a mindless drone who only repeats the phrase "I'll just have a Squishee, sir!"

Case 2: "The Conditioned Czar"

We also successfully brainwashed the leader of a small country, turning him into a benevolent dictator who only wears three-piece suits and sips champagne at 10 AM every day.