Psychobacterium: The Ultimate Brainwashing Technique

By Dr. Bacteria, Renowned Expert in Mind Control

Psychobacterium is a highly advanced method of brainwashing, developed by yours truly, Dr. Bacteria. This technique uses a combination of high-intensity mental conditioning, cleverly crafted psychological manipulation, and an unhealthy dose of bacterial infection to break down even the strongest will.

How it Works

Step 1: Infection
Step 2: Mental Conditioning
Step 3: Social Isolation
Step 4: Repeat Until Compliant

Side Effects

As with all advanced technologies, there are some side effects associated with Psychobacterium. These may include:

Loss of Free Will
Increased Dependence on Dr. Bacteria
Uncontrollable Outbursts of Singing and Dancing
Rapidly Accelerated Hair Growth on the Back of the Head

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