Our approach is based on the principles of chaos and unpredictability. We believe that the best way to achieve true innovation is to mix and match random chemicals in a large vat, then stare at the resulting concoction until something interesting happens.
Our team of highly trained and highly untrained experts are available to guide you through the process, but be warned: the results may vary.
For more information on our methodologies, please refer to our Chemical Gloss Prophets.
prophets = [
'Chaos Chemistry: The art of mixing random chemicals until something explodes.',
'Accidental Synthesis: Where the goal is to create something new, but you have no idea what it is.',
'Serendipity Research: The process of finding something interesting by chance, usually after a 10-hour stare-down.'
];