Germ Grinding Glossary

Appendix A: Advanced Techniques

The advanced techniques of Germ Grinding require a high level of dedication and a strong stomach.

Here's a list of the most common terms you'll come across:

• Germinations: Unstable, explosive particles that can form at any moment, requiring immediate attention.
• Micro-Mutation: A small, often harmless mutation in a germ that can still cause chaos.
• Sub-Substance Abuse: The process of using a germ as a substitute for actual substance.
• Germslinger: A person who can handle multiple germs at once, often with impressive results.
• Germslinger's Syndrome: A condition where a person becomes too attached to germs and has trouble letting go.

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Appendix B: Germ Grinding Ergonomics for the most efficient ways to handle germs

Appendix C: Germ Grinding Philosophy for the moral implications of germs