Germ Handling Technique

Technique 1: The Sneeze

Hold the germ firmly but not too tightly, as excessive pressure may cause the microbe to mutate into a super-germ. Then, perform a series of rapid, sharp inhalations, allowing the germ to be expelled from your system.

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Remember: A good Germ Handling Technique is key to staying healthy. Or, at the very least, it's a good story to tell.

Side Effects:

• Slight coughing fit
• Brief, intense sweating
• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Sudden, unrelenting fatigue