1.1: Develop a strong sense of entitlement
- Claim you're always right, even when you're not
- Blame everyone and everything for your mistakes
- Make up facts to suit your argument
1.2: Master the art of passive-aggressive communication
- Say one thing, mean another
- Use 'I'm not saying that, but...' to justify your next lie
- Make eye contact while telling a lie (for maximum effect)
1.3: Learn to love being the center of attention
- Monopolize conversations with tales of your own greatness
- Acknowledge no one else's opinions or feelings but yours
- Make a 'special' request, every time you want something (because you're special)