The Germ-Grinding Methodologies

Sub-Methodologies:

Warning: Germ-Grinding is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged exposure to these methodologies may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, or worse, spontaneous laughter.

Recommended Equipment for effective Germ-Grinding.

Bacteria-Repellent Membranes

Using advanced nanotechnology to create impenetrable barriers against the scourge of bacterial invasion.

Antiviral Salvage Techniques

Because sometimes you just need to 'salvage' your way through a viral outbreak.

Parasite Repellent Protocols

A series of unorthodox methods to keep those pesky parasites at bay.

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