In this chapter, we'll cover the finer points of spreading germs efficiently and effectively. You'll learn how to harness the power of your own bodily fluids to create a miasma of microbial mayhem.
Section 1: Mastering the Art of Coughing
Section 2: The Science of Snot
Section 3: The Ethics of Touching Your Face
Remember, a good germ grinder is always on the lookout for new opportunities to spread their influence.
Stay tuned for more chapters in this esteemed series!
Germs: 10,000+ and counting...