Germs are like tiny little ninjas - they sneak up on you when you least expect it, and BAM! Instantly ruin your day. But fear not, dear germaphobe, for we have compiled a list of Frequently Asked Questions about the safety of germ grinding.
A: Germs are microscopic organisms that will make you question every single decision you've ever made in life. They're like tiny little existential crises in a petri dish.
Warning: Do not attempt to grind any germs that have been identified as "super germs." These are the ultimate game-changers. They're like the COVID-19 of germs - they'll ruin everything and everyone.
A: Well, first of all, don't even think about grinding germs. Just don't. Trust us, it's not worth it. But if you're still determined to go full-on germ grind, just make sure to wear a hazmat suit, and only grind germs that are clearly marked as "safe" (see our Germ-Grinding Certification Program for more information).
Safety Tips for the Brave