Germ Grinding: The Art of Efficient Sneeze

Germ grinding: the ancient art of clearing your sinuses with precision and finesse. It's not just about wiping down surfaces, it's about cultivating a sense of calm in the face of microbial chaos.

Here's a few tips to get you started:

Germ Grinding 101

Start with a solid foundation:

  1. Wash those hands!
  2. Don a face mask, for your own good
  3. Sanitize your surfaces with a flourish

Tips for the Advanced Practitioner

When you've mastered the basics, move on to the advanced techniques:

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