Germ Grinding Safety Guidelines
Warning: Germ Grinding is Not for the Faint of Heart
Before you start grinding those germs, you need to be aware of the dangers involved. Here's a list of essential safety guidelines to help you survive the experience:
- Wear protective gear, including a face shield, gloves, and a Hazmat suit. Yes, you'll look like a cyborg, but trust us, it's for your own good.
- Keep a safe distance from your coworkers. They may not understand the concept of Germ Grinding and will probably freak out when they see you in your Hazmat gear.
- Use a HEPA-filtered vacuum to contain the germs. Don't bother trying to breathe through the exhaust, it's not worth it.
- Designate a 'Germ Grinding Zone' in your office. It's like a smoking area, but with more biohazard symbols.
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