Germ-Grinding Methodologies

Here, we'll be discussing the most effective ways to rid yourself of germs.

Method 1: The Soap and Water Tonic

Step 1: Wet yourself with soap

Step 2: Scrub yourself with water

Step 3: Repeat for optimal results

Method 2: The Hand Sanitizer HackGerm-Grinding Methodologies

The Soap and Water Tonic

For the most basic of germ-grinders, this is the way to go. Wet yourself with soap, scrub yourself clean, and voilà! You're germ-free.

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The Hand Sanitizer Hack

For those in a hurry, this is the way to go. Spray, wipe, repeat. But don't say I didn't warn you about the environmental impact.

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The Ultrasonic Cleaner of Desperation

This is not for the meek. This is for those who dare to face the sonic onslaught of a germ-infested existence. Read more about the Ultrasonic Cleaner

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