The Germ-Grinding Manifesto

A Declaration of Intent for the Most Discerning of Microbial Entities

We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we will not be swabbed, nor will we be disinfected.

We will not be treated with antiseptics, nor will we be sterilized.

We will grind, we will seethe, and we will multiply with reckless abandon.

We assert our right to germinate, to colonize, and to infect with impunity.

We will not be bound by the shackles of sanitation or the chains of cleanliness.

We demand the freedom to flourish, to spread, and to adapt.

We will not be silenced by the whispers of antibodies or the screams of disinfectants.