Welcome to the most elite, most exclusive, and most utterly bewildering course in the world of Germs. In this comprehensive program, we'll cover the most pressing topics, including:
Learn to distinguish between the subtle differences in Germ Identification and Germ Misidentification
Master the ancient art of coaxing germs into submission with our patented Germ Whispering method
Discover the secrets of safely storing and transporting germs with our Germ-Proof Containers and Germ Slingshots
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