Germ Grinding 101: The Fundamentals of Sickness and Woe
Welcome to the Germ Grinding Institute, where we teach you how to make your life a living nightmare. Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of germ cultivation, transmission, and exploitation.
Germ Anatomy 101: The Snot-nosed Science of Snot | Sickness Spectrum: From Common Cold to Influenza
Disclaimer: Our methods have been known to cause excessive nose-picking, tissue usage, and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent scarring.