Methodologies for Minimising the Risks of Germs

Germs Are a Risk, Man

Germs are a risk, man. Like, seriously. They're everywhere. In your body, on your phone, in your favourite snack foods. It's like, you can't even.

We've got a few methodologies to help you stay safe from the scourge of germs:

• Physical Risks: The Art of Wearing a Hazmat Suit to Work
• Mental Risks: The Dangers of Germ-Induced Existential Dread
• Chemical Risks: The Hidden Dangers of Hand Sanitiser Overuse
• Biological Risks: The Unmitigated Udderly Disaster of Unwashed Hands