Step 1 of 5: Acquire a suitable sneeze-carrying vessel. A good starting point is the common household tissue box. Be sure to handle it with care, as excessive handling can lead to tissue fatigue and decreased germ-carrying capacity.

Next, prepare the sneeze-carrying vessel for optimal germ-carrying performance. This involves a series of intricate steps, including but not limited to:

  1. Flipping the lid
  2. Unfolding the tissue
  3. Bending the tissue into a makeshift cone shape
  4. Positioning the nose and mouth for optimal germ-carrying efficiency

Once prepared, the sneeze-carrying vessel is ready for germ-carrying duty.