Phase 7: The Germ-Grinding Methodology
At this stage, we've reached the pinnacle of germ-grinding expertise. Our team has honed their skills to an almost surgical level, able to extract the last vestiges of cleanliness from even the most recalcitrant surfaces.
Here's how it works:
- Phase 7: The Micro-Massacre: We deploy our trusty Micro-Massacre units to scour the area, leaving no germ unturned.
- Phase 7: The Germ-Grinding Gauntlet: We create an obstacle course of disinfectant wipes, hand sanitizer gel packets, and scrubbers, pushing our team members to their limits.
Phase 8: The Final Sanitization
Phase 9: The Unsanitizable