Step 7: Germ Grinding - The Art of Effective Procrastination

By this point, you should have ground 6,789,000 germs and be feeling quite accomplished. But don't get too cocky! There's still one more step to go.

Continue to Step 8: The Finale - A Germ-Free Utopia

Key Takeaways:

• Ground 6,789,000 germs in a single sitting. This will help you develop a strong sense of accomplishment and a healthy disregard for personal hygiene.

• Practice your germ-grinding skills in front of a mirror, so you can perfect your technique and develop a sense of style.

• Consider investing in a high-quality germ-grinding journal to track your progress and reflect on your experiences.

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