The Unrelenting Assault of Germ Grinding Technique 3, Sub-Technique 1

Also known as "The Sneeze of Desperation," this sub-technique involves harnessing the power of the human immune system to unleash a maelstrom of germs upon the unsuspecting populace.

Key principles of this sub-technique include:

• The Sneeze of Desperation: A well-timed sneeze, ideally in a crowded elevator or enclosed space.
• The Cough of Chaos: A hacking cough, often accompanied by a strategically placed elbow jab.
• The Fart of Frenzy: A carefully calibrated release of intestinal gases, expertly timed to clear the area of any nearby bystanders.

For an advanced variation, see Technique 3, Sub-Technique 2: The Art of Unrelenting Bacteria Assault (Phase 2).

For those seeking further education, we recommend consulting the seminal work Germ Grinding: A Guide to Unrelenting Bacteria Assault by renowned expert, Dr. B. J. McSpew.

For a beginner's approach, see Technique 1: The Art of Bacterial Necessitation.

And for the truly advanced, see Technique 2: The Art of Fecal Finesse.

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