Advanced Germ-Grinding Techniques

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Germ-Grinding

Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, or at the very least, a strong sense of humor.

Technique 1: Germ-Splitting

Also known as "Germ-Fu", this technique requires a delicate touch and a healthy dose of aggression. Splitting germs in a swift and deadly motion, leaving none standing.

Learn more about Germ-Splintering, the art of leaving a trail of destruction in one's wake.

Technique 2: Germ-Smashing

A more aggressive approach, requiring a strong will and a solid foundation in physics. Smashing germs with all the force of a sledgehammer, leaving nary a germ standing.

Dive deeper into the world of Germ-Smashing, where the laws of motion are merely a suggestion.

Read on for more germ-grinding techniques, if you dare.