Advanced Germ Grinding: The 10-Second Rule

Germs are a real thing, and you're probably surrounded by them right now. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Introducing the 10-Second Rule for Advanced Germ Grinding:

When a germ approaches, you have 10 seconds to:

• Recognize the germ as a threat
• Assess the situation
• Execute a precise and calculated defense
• Enjoy the rush of possibly-not-dying

Sub-Steps for the Advanced Practitioner:

For the truly dedicated, we have:

• Step 1: Recognition
• Step 2: Assessment
• Step 3: Execution
• Step 4: Enjoyment