The Ten-Second Rule of Germ-Grinding

According to the venerable Germ-Cell Procedure, when confronted with the existential threat of germs, one must act decisively within 10 seconds or risk succumbing to the abyss of germ-related existential dread.

The Neo-Brutalist Institute of Germ Grinding has codified this principle into our Germ-Cell Protocol, a comprehensive framework for rapid germ-related decision-making.

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