Objective: Identify the most efficient way to cultivate a germ farm for intergalactic conquest
Using the latest in microbial research, our team of experts have devised a 3-phase approach to creating an army of genetically engineered super-germ's.
Phase 1: Germ Grindings
Objective: To identify the most resilient and adaptable germs capable of withstanding even the harshest of environments, including the vacuum of space.
Methodology:
- Selection: Choose a diverse range of germs from various planets and space stations
- Isolation: Isolate the most resilient germs and subject them to rigorous testing
- Cultivation: Use advanced bioengineering techniques to enhance their adaptability and virulence
Results:
Phase 1 has yielded a promising batch of germs capable of surviving in environments with temperatures ranging from -20°C to 120°C. Next phase will be to test their effectiveness in hostile alien environments.