Slimesalad-Slurries: The Art of Microbial Mischief

Welcome to the Slimesalad-Slurries, a secret society of bacteria with a penchant for causing trouble. We're like a microbial mafia, but with more slime.

Our methods are simple: infiltrate a surface, cause a ruckus, and leave a trail of slime behind. It's a delicate art, really.

• Methods of Slime
• Recipes for Rubble
• Our Members
• Our Mischief

Our Mischief

We've been known to:

• Turn a nice cup of coffee into a frothy, slimy mess
• Infect a prized possession with a particularly pesky strain of fungus
• Leave a trail of slime in the CEO's favorite tie
• Cause a batch of freshly baked bread to rise...and fall