Here's a collection of our favorite methods for getting into the most absurd, ridiculous, and hilarious brawls imaginable.
Also known as the "Circle-Jerk Method", this involves a series of rapid-fire, high-contrast color changes to confuse and disorient your opponents.
A clever use of mucus-filled projectiles to blind and distract your enemies, making them more susceptible to your bacterial wrath.
A chaotic, unpredictable assault of fungal spores to overwhelm and confuse your foes.
These are just a few of our favorites, but there are many more methods to explore. Browse our methodologies index for more absurd bacterial brawling techniques.