Meet the infamous Parasitic Pirates, scourge of the microbial seas. These swashbuckling scoundrels have mastered the art of hitching a ride on unsuspecting hosts, feasting on their nutrients, and leaving behind a trail of destruction.
Their modus operandi is simple: find a host, attach, and plunder. But beware, for their methods are not for the faint of heart. Or liver.
Read about the legends and lies of the Parasitic Pirates here.