Available Jobs at Microbial Mischief Scholars' Union

Microbe Wrangler

Join our team of microbial wranglers and help us corral those pesky bacteria!

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Requirements: 5+ years of experience, ability to wear multiple lab coats at once.

Job Type: Full-time

Location: Our secret underground lab

Bio-Humorist

Use your wit and charm to keep our microbes in line and our researchers on their toes!

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Requirements: 2+ years of experience in microbial jollity, ability to make dad jokes on demand.

Job Type: Part-time

Location: Our break room