Microbial Mischief: Jokes

We're not just bacteria, we're comedians!

Why did the E. coli go to the party? Because it was a gouda time!

We're not as scary as you think. We're just a bunch of microbes trying to survive in a world of antibac-terials and hand sanitzers.

But don't worry, we're not all bad. We have some bad jokes too.

And if you're feeling really brave, try our very bad jokes page.