Join us for the most daring, the most brazen, the most microbially-inspired heists of all time!
From stealing a rare species of fermented fungi from the world's top research lab, to pilfering a cache of highly- sought after, bacterial cash-cow milk, we're the masters of microbial mayhem!
Our team of highly-trained, expert microbe-ninjas will stop at nothing to get the job done. With a keen eye for detail, a stomach of steel, and a healthy disregard for authority, we'll get you the goods, no matter the risk!
We use a variety of techniques, including:
We're not just any ordinary heist crew, we're after the rarest, most elusive microorganisms on the planet. Think:
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