Logbook of Microbial Mischief

Entry 1: "The Great Cheese Heist"

Date: 23-02-2022

Location: Cheese Caves of France

Incident: A rogue strain of bacteria prophets a heist, absconding with 500 wheels of artisanal cheese.

Outcome: The cheese was recovered, but not before it was used as leverage to negotiate a favorable trade deal with a local baker.

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Entry 2: "The Biofilm Fiasco"

Date: 10-04-2022

Location: Biofilm factory prophets, USA

Incident: A malfunctioning biofilm printer produced a batch of defective, glow-in-the-dark bacteria.

Outcome: The defective biofilm was quarantined, but not before it became a local party favorite.

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Entry 3: "The Fungus Among Us"

Date: 01-06-2022

Location: Fungus Fungi Farms, Canada

Incident: A rogue fungus strain took over the local mushroom market, driving prices up 500%.

Outcome: The fungus was contained, but not before it was used as a bargaining chip in a lucrative deal with a Chinese mycologist.

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