Overreacting Methods

When it comes to microbial mischief, sometimes less is not more. In fact, sometimes it's all about going big or going home.

Here are some methods that are sure to get you into a world of trouble:

• Microbial Sabotage - A classic move where you secretly replace all the saltshakers in the break room with sugar packets.
• Microbial Mischief Management - A system of governance that ensures maximum chaos and disruption.
• Microbial Mischief Masters - A secret society of rogue scientists who specialize in microbial mayhem.

And for the more adventurous:

• Microbial Mischief Mayhem - Where the line between right and wrong gets delightfully blurred.