Our Mission
We are a group of rogue microbes, bent on disrupting the norms of traditional microbial societies. We reject the bland, the banal, and the boring.
We seek to bring excitement, chaos, and a hint of anarchy to the world of microbes.
Our Methods
We employ a variety of tactics to achieve our goals, including but not limited to:
- Subversive fermentation
- Disruptive bio-luminescence
- Sabotage of the host organism's digestive system
Join Us
Want to join the fun? Become a part of our mischievous microbial crew!
Just remember, once you join, there's no turning back. You'll be asked to participate in daring heists, covert operations, and general mayhem.
So, if you're ready to take the leap, click here to join us.