Operation Bio-Lux: The Microbial Mischief Cookbook
Welcome, agents.
This clandestine recipe book is for those who dare to disrupt the status quo of microbiology. Within these pages, you'll find the secrets to creating the most heinous, the most diabolical, the most utterly useless microbial concoctions known to humanity.
Chapter 1: Bio-Lux 101 - The Fermentation Fiasco Chapter 2: Bio-Lux 201 - The Microbial Madness ManualRemember, agents, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these recipes wisely, for the fate of the world may depend on it.
// Don't do this in real life // or anywhere else // for that matter
Example Recipe:
Bio-Lux 102: The Fungus Amongus Fungus
- 1 cup of E. coli
- 1/2 cup of Aspergillus terreus
- 1 tsp of Unicorn Tears
- Mix, refrigerate, and serve.