Introduction
Welcome to Strain 101, the ultimate guide for microbially-inclined individuals seeking to unleash their inner bio-mischief. This comprehensive recipe book is brought to you by Operation Bio-Lux, a clandestine organization dedicated to spreading microbial chaos worldwide.
Preparation
To begin, you'll need:
- 1 cup of genetically engineered superbugs
- 1 teaspoon of experimental fungus
- 1/4 teaspoon of rare earth minerals
Optional ingredients:
- 1 tablespoon of industrial solvent
- 1/2 cup of toxic waste