Objective: Infiltrate the local water supply system and replace all the water with an energized cocktail of beneficial microbes.
Phase 1: Infiltration
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated microbiologists have been dispatched to the scene, armed with an arsenal of petri dishes, pipettes, and an unhealthy dose of sarcasm.
They will infiltrate the water treatment plant, navigating through the treacherous landscape of rusty pipes and malfunctioning valves.
But don't worry, they'll be careful not to get too close to the really big, really scary Phase 2... or whatever it is.
