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**Warning:** The following content is classified as High-Containment Risk. Prolonged exposure may cause irreparable damage to your sense of sanity.
Phase III Experiments: Where we attempt to harness the raw power of microbial chaos.
We're talking Subject 1: Disco-Microbes and their notorious disco-ball- induced symptoms.
Learn more about the Disco-Microbe ProtocolOr, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may want to explore Subject 2: Quantum Microbes, where we're pushing the boundaries of microbial physics.
**Remember:** The only constant in our research is change. And by change, we mean unpredictable, possibly explosive, microbial reactions.