Operation Electro-Microbe: Phase III
A Timely Account of Mischief
Phase III of Operation Electro-Microbe has begun, and with it, the world's most diabolical plan to infuse the internet with an unrelenting barrage of bright pink, neon green, and sunshine yellow.
Our team of highly trained microbe operatives has infiltrated the server farms of the world's most prominent online platforms, seeding the digital soil with an insatiable appetite for aesthetic anarchy.
Phase III: Timeline
- 00:00:00 - Initial Infiltration: 300,000 microbe-bots deployed to server farms worldwide
- 00:00:05 - First reported cases of 'Brutalist-induced' browser crashes
- 00:00:15 - Social media platforms begin to experience unusual uptick in 'bold font' usage
- 00:00:30 - Reports of 'sudden, unexplained' love for 8-bit pixel art
- 00:00:45 - First recorded instance of 'Neo-Brutalist-induced' seizures
Next Phase: Phase IV - The Synergy