Phase 1: Infiltration of the Gut
In this phase, we will deploy an army of genetically modified, glow-in-the-dark microorganisms to the depths of the human digestive system. Their purpose? To illuminate the darkest recesses of the colon and pave the way for the more... shall we say, "aggressive" phases to come.
But first, we must ensure the microorganisms have enough nutrients to grow and thrive. We've created a special blend of high-energy snacks, rich in sugars and fats, to sustain our microbial army.