Our team of highly trained microbial ninjas has infiltrated the kitchen counters, where they're secretly plotting to steal all your snacks. Phase 1.2 involves deploying our patented "Fungus Amongus" technology, which creates a network of underground fungal hyphae for maximum stealth and agility.
Our agents are equipped with the latest in microbial gadgetry, including:
Phase 1.2 is a critical step towards achieving global snack domination. Stay tuned for Phase 1.3, where we'll be unleashing our robotic, self-replicating snack-bots.
Proceed to Phase 2.1: Electro-Microbe Infiltration Appendix: Microbial Ninja Training Manual