Our team has been secretly infiltrating the global supply chain with microbe-infused, genetically engineered, disco-ball-shaped USB drives.
We've compromised key nodes in the global data centers, leaving the world's most powerful corporations scrambling to reboot.
Phase 1.3: Bio-Syphoning marks a new level of sophistication in our mission to bring the world to its knees with an onslaught of glittering, bioluminescent, microbe-powered malware.
Our operatives are now embedded in the highest levels of government, ready to unleash Phase 2: Electro-Syphon, where our microbe-powered USB drives will start rewriting the code of the world's most critical infrastructure.
But for now, let us bask in the glory of Phase 1.3, and ponder the infinite possibilities of our microbe-infested world.