We have reached a critical point in our mission to disrupt the natural order of things. Phase 2.2 is all about amplifying our microbial allies and unleashing them upon the world.
Our team of expert microbiologists have developed a range of protocols for deploying our microbial assets with maximum efficiency. These include:
Our research suggests that the key to success lies in the subtle art of microbiological misdirection.
As we deploy our microbe army, we must be prepared for any eventuality. Our team has identified several potential scenarios that could arise, including:
Our experts have developed a range of contingency plans to address these potential threats, including but not limited to:
Once our microbe army is unleashed, we must be prepared to analyze the data and refine our strategies. Our team of experts will be on hand to:
We expect our analysis to be a rich source of insight and will inform our future operations.
Stay tuned for further updates from Operation Electro-Microbe: Phase 2.2.
Or, you know, don't. We're not really interested in you.