Operation Slime Spy: Our Microbial Mischief Squad

Meet the team behind the world's most notorious microbial espionage operation.

Our Squad Members:

Boris the Bacterial Bandit

Boris the Bacterial Bandit

Boris is our top agent, with a reputation for infiltrating even the most secure bio-domes.

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Luna the Lactobacillus

Luna the Lactobacillus

Luna is our expert in bio-luminescence and can make even the most secure lab look like a glowing neon sign.

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Zippy the Zygomycete

Zippy the Zygomycete

Zippy is our specialist in fungal forgery and can create fake fungal cultures that'll fool even the most discerning scientist.

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Our Mission:

We infiltrate, we sabotage, we make off with all your precious samples. Muahahaha!

See our infamous squad taunts

Our Methods:

We use a combination of stealth, cunning, and a healthy dose of slime to get the job done.

Learn more about our methods