Operation Slime Squad: Mission Statements
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to spread the slimy truth far and wide.
We will leave no rock unturned, no leaf unslimed, and no surface uninfected.
Our motto: "Slime is might, and right, and always just a little bit gross."
Disclaimer: Slime Squad operations may involve mild to moderate sliminess. Side effects may include but are not limited to: temporary loss of dignity, mild embarrassment, and a lingering sense of unease.