Our Guys - Operation Slime Squad

Subverting the norms of society, one slime mold at a time.

Our team of expert mycologists have been infiltrating the world's most prestigious institutions, subtly subverting the systems that govern our lives.

From the Ministry of Science to the Council of Fashion, no one is safe from our gooey grasp.

Stay tuned for more updates from the field, and maybe don't eat the weird stuff you find on the ground.