Our Mission:
As a secretive organization of highly trained, highly skilled, and highly unlikely individuals, we specialize in the art of microbial mischief.
We're not your average, everyday microbiologists. We don't just study the tiny creatures, we live with them, for them, and as them.
We're the ones who'll make you laugh, make you cry, and make you wonder how we managed to get away with it.
Our motto? "May the sludge be with you." (Or, you know, "May the fungus be with you." Or, actually, just "May the slime be with you.")
Our Methods:
- Subverting the dominant paradigm of cleanliness
- Exploiting the weaknesses of the human immune system
- Maintaining a strong presence in the global market of microbial-based entertainment